To be utilized when Jon is away:
The "Hug Me" Pillow available for $28.99 at Overstock
Some user reviews:
"The pillow exceeded even my wildest expectations. I'm told the pillow was modeled after Brad Pitt*, and I believe it! When I first nestled against the soft, but firm chest of my new "husband" I slept better than I ever had before. Now I don't mind when my husband goes out of town!"
"It's so comfy and my husband loves it too."
Well, I'm sold.
And thank god for the hands! I don't think I would use this pillow at all if it was just a stump at the end. Much more lifelike this way.