But Wisteria I can do (and already love)! Check out some of these weathered beauties, gorgeous designs for very decent prices (c'est la vie in the furniture world for a quality chest of drawers - you must pay for quality).
Swedish-Style Weathered Wood for $799
Natural Wood with Metal Top Louis XVI Style for $749
Directoire Chest in Mango Wood for $1299
French Directoire in Bleached Wood for $1399
Now if only I lived near Carrollton, Texas.